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Democrat Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or…
- We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and Republicans…
- I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart. And that's exactly what's pulling our country apart today. Because face it, folks, we are a…
- Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones,…
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- The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of… — Dave Barry
- I think it is important to ask ourselves as citizens, not as Democrats attacking the administration, but as citizens, whether a world… — Zbigniew Brzezinski
- What we need to affirm is that Jesus is neither a Democrat nor a Republican. Whenever we marry Jesus to a political… — Tony Campolo
- More and more, Democrats are starting to worry they that they have a more um, colorful version of Jimmy Carter on their… — Eric Alterman
- Just imagine how boring life would be if we were all the same. My idea of a perfect world is one in… — Barbra Streisand
- The black man in North America was sickest of all politically. He let the white man divide him into such foolishness as… — Malcolm X
- The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy. — Ann Coulter
- When the American people elected Barack Obama and large Democrat majorities, the die was cast. ObamaCare was coming. Popular or not, constitutional… — Bob Beauprez