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Arnold Schwarzenegger is in trouble after tapes surfaced of him saying negative things about other Republicans. Actually the Schwarzenegger tapes surfaced last year, but they…

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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is in trouble after tapes surfaced of him saying negative things about other Republicans. Actually the Schwarzenegger tapes surfaced last… — Conan O'Brien
Human life and objects and trees vibrate with mysterious meanings, which can be deciphered like cuneiform writing. There exists a meaning, hidden… — Adam Zagajewski
But after all I find in my work an echo of what struck me. I see that nature has told me something,… — Vincent Van Gogh
The White House released documents it claims validates the president's (National Guard) service ... When deciphered the documents showed that in a… — Jon Stewart
War has a deeper and more ineffable relation to hidden grandeurs in man than has yet been deciphered. — Thomas de Quincey
Our true history is scarcely ever deciphered by others. The chief part of the drama is a monologue, or rather an intimate… — Henri Frederic Amiel
All over the world, there are libraries of a sort. They are among the most beautiful places on the earth, and they… — Brock Adams
A DEFINITION NOT FOUND IN THE DICTIONARY Not leaving: an act of trust and love, often deciphered by children — Markus Zusak
In seminary he had been taught that God had completely stopped any overt communication with moderns, preferring to have them only listen… — William P. Young
God's voice had been reduced to paper, and even that paper had to be moderated and deciphered by the proper authorities and… — William P. Young
Chaos is merely order waiting to be deciphered — Jose Saramago
Every poem is a coat of arms. It must be deciphered. How much blood, how many tears in exchange for these axes,… — Jean Cocteau

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