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Dead Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- R.I.P to everyone who fucked me over, played me, tried me or lied to me, because you're are all dead to me.
- Wait, so when someone says 'over my dead body' they don't really mean it? In unrelated news, need someone to help me bury a body…
- You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
- When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back…
- A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
- A will is a . . . dead giveaway.
- The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
- Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead.
- Everytime I find a dead body, I wish it was a pizza. Every time.
- Woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock.
- CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
- One thing nice about being dead is that you immediately become eligible to appear on stamps and money.
- CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.
- Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
- Being jealous can't kill you if you're already dead inside.
- Since I joined Twitter, My life is dead to me.
- If you see me wearing pink shirt, shoot me in the head. Because I'm already dead and some alien is using my body as a…
- Walking around with a 'Don't talk to me. I'm dead inside.' sign on my forehead wasn't a good idea after all.
More Dead Quotes
- Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in… — Aristophanes
- The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead. — Aristotle
- Punk will never be dead to me. It's my life. I can never just drop this lifestyle. It embodies me. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I'd like to see the giant squid. Nobody has ever seen one. I could tell you people who have spent thousands and… — David Attenborough
- Canada was built on dead beavers. — Margaret Atwood
- Reading and writing, like everything else, improve with practice. And, of course, if there are no young readers and writers, there will… — Margaret Atwood
- The words of a dead man are modified in the guts of the living. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Art is our chief means of breaking bread with the dead. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- India of the ages is not dead nor has she spoken her last creative word; she lives and has still something to… — Sri Aurobindo
- It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on… — Paul Auster
- The dead of midnight is the noon of thought. — Anna Letitia Barbauld
- I do not believe that any man fears to be dead, but only the stroke of death. — Francis Bacon