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Day Quotes by Groucho Marx
- I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
- Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
- One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
- Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in…
- I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
- I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills
- Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and…
- I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't…
- From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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