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Cutting Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?
- That’s why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You can’t channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and…
- My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my…
More Cutting Quotes
- I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each… — Antonin Artaud
- A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing through his… — Clara Barton
- If a speculator is correct half of the time, he is hitting a good average. Even being right 3 or 4 times… — Bernard Baruch
- I have always thought that one man of tolerable abilities may work great changes, and accomplish great affairs among mankind, if he… — Benjamin Franklin
- If you're going to play a brain surgeon, you just have to learn how to say the words. You don't have to… — Morgan Freeman
- Woe to that nation whose literature is cut short by the intrusion of force. This is not merely interference with freedom of… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
- For exactly the same reason, it is sometimes satisfying to cut yourself and bleed. On those gray [sic] days where eight in… — Augusten Burroughs
- I am convinced that love is the most durable power in the world. It is not an expression of impractical idealism, but… — Martin Luther King, Jr.