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Cute Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you
- That little pissed off feeling you get when a girl calls you cute. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
- When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute. But when you mess up a GIRL'S hair... I hope you are wearing something…
- If Men Got Pregnant: Men wouldn't think twins were so cute
- Autobiography Of Mr. Penis When I Was Young, I Was Cute. All Loved To Wash, bMe. Now, All Suck Me, Stroke Me, Put Me In…
- I asked my heart why can't I sleep at night? Heart replied : Because you slept in afternoon. Don't act like you are in love…
- It's not cute when people use :))))). It looks like they have rolls of fat underneath their chin.
- You'll have to excuse me if I seem a little full of myself today; my wife called my paycheck cute.
- That's so cute that you're still on your first marriage.
- Kids are so cute when they're someone else's problem.
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- These big-package releases. There should be a cute name for them. — Julian Assange
- Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
- Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. — Saint Augustine
- True love stories never have endings. — Richard Bach
- You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work… — Richard Bach
- Before Footloose, the things I'd done weren't cute. In Diner I was an alcoholic. — Kevin Bacon
- What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. — Pearl Bailey
- Love is a game in which one always cheats. — Honore de Balzac
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. — Dave Barry
- I found myself compelled - like this weird, shameful compulsion - to draw cute animals. — Lynda Barry