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Cut Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
- These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time.
- MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions asking: And do…
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
- I like to 69* *cut my sandwiches diagonally then eat them at the same time
- Amazing Home Remedies: For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember…
- When a woman puts on a low cut shirt she's basically saying she wants to win all arguments for the day.
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- Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. — Jack Benny
- You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. — Yogi Berra
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