Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

I always assume I look better than I actually do. I'll feel pretty good about myself when I leave the house, then I'll see a… — Katherine Heigl
I love it when Muslims go to war with each other, as I do when the Christians do, because it shows there's no such thing… — Christopher Hitchens
A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take. — Lauren Hutton
My father was an army champion boxer... in the British army. And so he loved boxing and talked it up as a sport. But then… — Hugh Jackman
Whether it's an $11 flip-flop or a $2 key ring or a $2,000 dress, they're all done with integrity. They're all done with a design… — Marc Jacobs
Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap -… — Guy Kawasaki
I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you've got to get off your backside… — Jay Kay
Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford. In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got the crap beaten out of him. — Dean Koontz
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap! — Ashton Kutcher
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful and being generous. Everything else is crap. I promise you. It's… — Ashton Kutcher
I'm just trying to be the me that I am and not all of this other crap. I just want to be the family man,… — Chris Kyle
And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe… — Shia LaBeouf
When I first started acting, I was just crap. — Heath Ledger
Like now what Urban Outfitters has become is very much how I always dressed in high school by going to garage sales and getting stuff… — Amy Lee
The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap. — Bill Maher
Yes - 90% of fantasy is crap. And so is 90% of science fiction and 90% of mystery fiction and 90% of literary fiction. — George R. R. Martin
The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not. — George Michael
People say you shouldn't eat carbs, but that's crap. I just try to stay away from white ones. — Marisa Miller
All you have to do is to look like crap on film and everyone thinks you're a brilliant actress. Actually, all you've done is look… — Helen Mirren
To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap. — Colin Mochrie

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