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Conan O'Brien has 151 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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Trends in circulation and advertising - the rise of the Internet, which has made the daily newspaper look slow and unresponsive; the…
— Eric Alterman
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Representative Chris Lee was forced to resign after sending a shirtless picture of himself to a woman on Craigslist. On the bright…
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For girls it raises your testosterone, so I try to have as much sex as possible before I fight actually. Not with…
— Ronda Rousey
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A Republican Congressman, Rep. Chris Lee, was caught flirting with a woman trolling for dates on Craigslist and sent her a shirtless…
— Bill Maher
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If you are on Craigslist to get a sofa, and you see one for free. You think there’s something tragically wrong with…
— Jessica Hische
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I am committed to doing customer service for Craigslist for the rest of my life. The exit strategy is death.
— Craig Newmark
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Now the music industry is sort of like a Craigslist venture, right? Where you're making your own records and selling them online.
— Gus Van Sant
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I really wanted to find a piano for the farm house. There were so many free pianos on Craigslist, I thought, 'Let's…
— Neko Case
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New online formats gutted the newspaper-ad business. Why pore over tiny print looking for a job in the want ads when you…
— Nathan Myhrvold
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Craigslist is about authenticity. Craig has paid his dues, and people respect him.
— Howard Rheingold
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All women love Colin Firth: Mr. Darcy, Mark Darcy, George VI—at this point he could play the Craigslist Killer and people would…
— Mindy Kaling
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Craigslist is not only gigantic in scale and totally resistant to business cooperation, it is also mostly free.
— Gary Wolf
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