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- Doggystyle is cool, but when you're drunk, forced sex becomes way cooler.
- I have a thing for people who unfollow me, it's called hate.
- My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com'
- It takes nipples to be a Boob.
- As a true atheist I'm am actually popeless romantic.
- They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long.
- If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you.
- If I was a serial killer I'd use my knife to make strangers kiss in front of me.
- Just used my Complete Works of karate to crush a cockroach.
- Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.
- I would lick a pizza's pussy.
- The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.
- A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face.
- A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush.
- A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices.
- This fart is coming from....inside my half pants.
- I once dated a woman who owned a dog. The thing would never shut the fuck up. The dog was cool though.
- A Woman Never Say: That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
- So you like to play games? Cool,here's one for you...Go play 'Hide and go fuck yourself'
- Mountains are cool cause they're like Mother Earth's Boobies.
- You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.
- This guy on his bike next to me was insulting me by picking his nose, so I gave him the middle finger. We're cool now.
- Totally cool if anyone wants to unfriend me on facebook- posted 4 times today, but if you unfollow me on twitter I will eat your…
- I'm totally gonna be that cool dad that picks up his kid from school in underwear and on a scooter.
- Had the big sex talk with my son. It was a bit awkward but I learned a lot cool things about vaginas and stuff.
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