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• Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
• The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask…
• Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into…
• When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
• If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
• I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
• How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
• I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
• I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs,…
• Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
• Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
• How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out…

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