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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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The United States and the freedom for which it stands, the freedom for which they died, must endure and prosper. Their lives…
— Ronald Reagan
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... we ought to have saints' days to commemorate the great discoveries which have been made for all mankind, and perhaps for…
— Winston Churchill
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Christmas means 'giving,' and the gift without the giver is bare. Give of yourselves; give of your substance; give of your heart…
— Gordon B. Hinckley
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Last week, the House of Representatives passed a resolution honoring the victims and heroes of September 11th. As we commemorate the anniversary…
— Michael McCaul
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Before Santa and presents and shopping and all the attendant Christmas (stuff) got involved, this holiday was enshrined to commemorate a guy…
— William Rivers Pitt
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To commemorate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, the three astronauts from Apollo 11 visited the White House. Neil Armstrong and…
— Conan O'Brien
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As a people, our monuments never commemorate victories. They commemorate the names of the fallen. We don't need the Arc de Triomphe;…
— Unknown Author
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Turning 102 is crap, and there is nothing to commemorate.
— Oscar Niemeyer
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If psychoanalysis was late 19th century secular Judaism’s way of finding spiritual meaning in a post-religious world, and retail is the late…
— David Rakoff
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In a few more days we will celebrate Xmas, the day we commemorate the birth of you-know-who. ...It seems the modern consensus…
— Joseph Sobran
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He whose birth we commemorate this season is more than the symbol of a holiday. He is the Son of God, the…
— Gordon B. Hinckley
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It is my hope that as we commemorate Black History Month in the future, we will continue to celebrate the many achievements…
— Eliot Engel
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