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Comedian Quotes by John Oliver
- It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.
- Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.
- I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.
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