"You know that things are not going well……" — John Oliver
"You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,"
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98 Quotes by John Oliver
John Oliver has 98 quotes on this site.
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't…
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where…
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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According to current Florida law you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly…
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More Going Well Quotes
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If things are not going well with you, begin your effort at correcting the situation by carefully examining the service…
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I know my music is going well when I don't have insomnia.
— Carly Rae Jepsen
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I'm happy, my family's happy, everything is going well.
— Novak Djokovic
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Whatever results you're getting, be they rich or poor, good or bad, positive or negative, always remember that your outer…
— T. Harv Eker
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I have often had cause to feel that my hands are cleverer than my head. That is a crude way…
— George Wald
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Make a point to continually search for a better way of doing things, even when things are going well, to…
— John C. Maxwell
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If you're good to your staff when things are going well, they'll rally when times go bad.
— Mary Kay Ash
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I get very tense working, so I often have to get up and wander around the house. It is very…
— William H. Gass
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Does the universe exist only for me? It's possible. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.
— Bill Gates
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When writing isn't going well-then the bad thing about being a writer is that I also have the freedom and…
— Margaret Haddix
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A huge insight was the power of simply telling employees the truth. If things aren’t going well, tell them.
— David M. Cote
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I love the art of acting, and I love film, because you always have anther chance if you want it.…
— Gene Wilder
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