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Inspirational Quotes by John Oliver
- You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
- One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
- Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.
- It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.
- I would hate to meet myself at 15.
- Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can.
- When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain.
- It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.
- Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.
- There is no greater anesthetic than sport.
- When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.
- You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally…
- I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.
- People are friendlier in New York than London.
- The disconnect between America and its military is shocking.
- Americans just don't understand dry wit.
- Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.
- Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.
- Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.
- I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.
- I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.
- I feel non-stop Brit shame!
- I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.
- I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.
- I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician.
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- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
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- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento