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Coffee When Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You channel surf faster without a remote.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your Thermos is on wheels.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can't even remember your second cup.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You help your dog chase its tail.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
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- You know you are addicted to coffee when you still drink it and its over 100*F outside. — Kylee
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You channel surf faster without a remote. — Nikhil Saluja