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Cock Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- When a girl puts her Myspace link on her Twitter profile, I automatically assume she's a cock sucking whore.
- Periods. Mother natures cock block.
- My cock got caught in my zipper today....at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on it.
- Woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock.
- My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
- The only time a woman should ever look down on a man is when she's riding his cock like a cowgirl.
- My friend just came out as being gay to me today. I was so shocked I nearly choked on his cock.
More Cock Quotes
- Be bold and boast, just like the cock beside the hen. — Aeschylus
- What the Danes left in Ireland were hens and weasels. And when the cock crows in the morning, the country people will… — Lady Gregory
- Cock your hat - angles are attitudes. — Frank Sinatra
- I know it's politically incorrect but I enjoy things like the kick boxing and cock fighting. — Wilbur Smith
- It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs. — Margaret Thatcher
- He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. — George Eliot
- Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on his own dunghill. — Richard Aldington
- Even a cock crows over his own dunghill. — Navjot Singh Sidhu
- Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if… — Bernard Ingham
- Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt? — Socrates
- She even had a kind of special position among men: she was an exception, she fitted none of the categories they commonly… — Margaret Atwood
- I got so much love you, there aint nothing I wouldnt do, fight somebody in the club for you, cock back my… — Deepside