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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
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I'm a singer, not a politician, and I think you don't want the two to get confused. It's not OK to be…
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I'm not besotted with the notion of being on CNN to the point that I'm going to suddenly morph into Anderson Cooper…
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I'm not searching for hard news; I'm not a journalist, but I'm interested in pushing to boundaries of where we can do…
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I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in…
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We were thrilled and we were privileged to be part of a revolution, because make no mistake about it, Ted Turner changed…
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I was first to break the news about the death of Lady Diana. The CNN team couldn't get into makeup fast enough.
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I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says…
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It's time for me to give out an award to newly elected Majority Leader John Boehner. Mr. Boehner was elected just a…
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I think there is a mainstream media. CNN is mainstream media, and the main, ABC, CBS, NBC are mainstream media. And I…
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CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
— Jay Leno
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Have you seen U2's live show? It's boring as hell. It's like watching CNN.
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