Claus Quotes

153 quotes by 127 authors

The first sort of big present I remember getting from Santa Claus was quite a small telescope that I remember going into our backyard with… — Chelsea Clinton
My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced… — Bill Hader
When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not a lot of… — Alfonso Soriano
You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress,… — Meredith Grey
I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus,… — James Caan
Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and there's an element… — Jim Cantalupo
Dear mark zuckerburg .. Could u kindly change the pokes tab to d I just wanna fuck u tab .. urz truly That Fat horny… — Joey Bones
The more money you spend on X-Mas gifts, doesn't mean more love. Don't use the excuse, 'you want to give people the things you didn't… — YourMaj3sty
Christmas comes with children singing, Christmas comes with sleigh bells ringing, Christmas comes with frosty nights, Christmas comes with snowball fights. Christmas comes with Santa… — REYNOLD
If your parents call you a liar, remind them about the tooth fairy, and Santa Claus, then walk away like a boss. — Khat Leen
I want to be a Santa Claus this Christmas... — Kareen Gayoso
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. — Rick Sutter
You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho. — Travis McCoy
Taylor Gang or feel Santa Claus' boner when you sit on his lap as he warmly grins at you. — Taylor Gang
I'm just saying, don't think that there isn't a proverbial "Santa Claus" now. — Bobby Ray
Ignorance is a luxury of life....Then you find out The Tooth fairy isn't real, or Santa Claus, or... Most of what we know... — Bobby Ray
He looked like Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit. — Craig Jones
Nigga, I'm Santa Claus; where the FUCK the milk and cookies? — Santa Claus
And hip hop was like santa claus cuz nobody believe no more — J. Cole
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. — Shirley Temple

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