Claus Quotes

153 quotes by 127 authors

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. — Victor Borge
JUDGEMENT-you are not God, Jesus, Allah, my mother, nor my father, Mother Theresa, the Pope, or even freaking Santa Claus.... — Unknown Author
Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun! — Hayden Christensen
I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard… — Stacy Keibler
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. — Bill Brasky
When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of Santa Claus. Now it's he who is afraid of me. — Jean-Paul Malfatti
They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart. — Unknown Author
Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally — Charlie Brown Christmas
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. — John Andrew Holmes
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! — Hussein Nishah
Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic. Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. P: HOHOHO! S: Stop it! You're scaring… — Spongebob
You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus! — Unknown Author
The four stages of life... You believe in Santa Claus, You don't believe in Santa Claus, You are Santa Claus, You look like Santa Claus.... — Ritu Ghatourey

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