Claus Quotes

153 quotes by 127 authors

In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus. — Timothy B. Tyson
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. — Scott Dikkers
Beginning with Santa Claus as a cognitive exercise, a child is encouraged to share the same idea of reality as his peers. Even if that… — Chuck Palahniuk
It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not be a proof… — H. L. Mencken
Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a… — Heather Brewer
When you give of yourself something new comes in to being... the world expands, a bit of goodness is brought forth and a small miracle… — Kent Nerburn
I thought you were all-seeing.â€ All-knowing, not all-seeing!â€ he snapped. â€œIâ€™m a God, not Santa Claus! — Kelley Armstrong
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together,"… — Daniel Handler
In the far corner, a tenor began to sing, Zsadist's crystal-clear voice sailing up toward the warrior paintings on the ceiling far, far above them… — J R Ward
A few moments later Mom opened my door and peered in at me. "Logan Hansen is here to see you." If it had been anyone… — Janette Rallison
She thinks Iâ€™m a drug dealer. (Chris) â€˜The most â€œillegalâ€ thing the boy had ever done was to walk past a Salvation Army Santa Claus,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a proud family. Your… — P.G. Wodehouse
You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more… — Charles M. Schulz
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt. — Charles M. Schulz
My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completelyâ€”a creature theyâ€™d known for centuriesâ€”because of me. It was… — Kevin Hearne
It is curious that people tend to regard government as a quasi-divine, selfless, Santa Claus organization. Government was constructed neither for ability nor for the… — Murray Rothbard
Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults — Christopher Hitchens
I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies to children-lies about… — Marilyn Monroe
But chiefly, no lies! No lies about there being a Santa Claus or about the world being full of noble and honorable people all eager… — Marilyn Monroe
Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs." "Then you might be the… — Jonathan Maberry

Who Wrote These Claus Quotes

127 authors contributed a total of 153 Claus Quotes, led by these top contributors: