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Chores Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Housework can kill you if done right.
- Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on…
- Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
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