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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just…
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…
— Eddie Izzard
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My last vestige of 'hands off religion' respect disappeared in the smoke and choking dust of September 11th 2001, followed by the…
— Richard Dawkins
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You've got a nice neck for choking.
— Unknown Author
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I've been on so many primetime shows that were cancelled - after one episode, after 10 episodes, after just one season. I…
— Michael Easton
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I do not like eating meat because I have seen lambs and pigs killed. I saw and felt their pain. They felt…
— Vaslav Nijinsky
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In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty…
— Bartholomew Roberts
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As starving men crave a crust of bread, as choking men thirst for water, so do the righteous yearn for the Holy…
— Bruce R. McConkie
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When he stood trembling with fear before the captor, bruised from falls by the restrictive rope, made submissive by choking, clogs, cuts…
— J. Frank Dobie
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