Chicken Quotes

661 Chicken quotes by 531 unique authors

I'm cool with whatever. I'll just keep eating my bread, sipping my soup and serving my time. But the chicken is going to lay some… — Unknown Author
When I warned them [the French] that Britain would fight on alone whatever they did, their generals told their Prime Minister and his divided Cabinet,… — Winston Churchill
Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things. — Unknown Author
We are civilized animals, right? Then why do we continue to slaughter for sport? What if you were a Chicken, how would you feel? I… — Buckethead
I love animals. All animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog — or a chicken, or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone… — Peter Dinklage
If you eat chicken, maybe you're on one level. If you wear a mink coat, maybe you're on another level. But if you wear cosmetics,… — Woody Harrelson
Every studio needs a rubber chicken. — Joe Jonas
I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings. — Mindy Kaling
Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken… — Tracy Morgan
On 'Robot Chicken' we parodied a lot of things but it was done out of love. — Seth Green
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish… — Jim Gaffigan
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. — Jesse Jackson
I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables. — Lesley Nicol
The first meal my husband ever made me was a chicken curry. I have never tasted anything so delicious in my life. — Lesley Nicol
Can't make chicken salad out of chicken noodle — Mike Ditka
I find myself eating different kinds of chicken each and every day, even if it's by surprise. — Ludacris
In the past, I’ve had my share of good reviews, but it’s always the crazy, scary, weirdo guy. I don’t even know how it happened.… — Gary Oldman
I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat. — Robert Iler
Well they are very frightening for me because their stupidity is so flat. You look into the eyes of a chicken and you lose yourself… — Werner Herzog
I love the smell of fried chicken. — Giancarlo Esposito
What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken. — Judd Hirsch
They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up… — Karl Pilkington
The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great. — Donnie Wahlberg
I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's for fried chicken. It's… — Kanye West
Even when I get the fried-chicken special of the day, I have to dig into it like it’s filet mignon, — Viola Davis

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