Chicken Quotes

661 Chicken quotes by 531 unique authors

All I ever wanted was a Virginia farm, no end of cream and fresh butter and fried chicken - not one fried chicken, or two,… — Robert E. Lee
Like other Americans, I've reconciled myself to the idea that an animal's life has been sacrificed to bring me a meal of pork or chicken.… — Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme… — Bobcat Goldthwait
Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis
Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird that was not… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a cow. — Unknown Author
I've never related to the work geek at all-it sounds much more horrible than nerd. Like a freak biting a chicken's head off in a… — Jonathan Lethem
An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off: it may run about in a lively way, but in… — Nancy Mitford
There is so much blood on this chicken-killer's hands, a little more on his business suit won't hurt. — Bruce Friedrich
Do you know that fat little guy from Seinfeld? He has become the main pitchman for KFC, Jason Alexander. And beginning in May he is… — Dan Mathews
Writing doesn't require drive. It's like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg. — John Updike
My mother, for example, told the German officer not to kill her. She'd make it worth his while. And then, when they were doing it,… — Etgar Keret
How, given the canine teeth and close-set eyes that declare the human animal to be a predator, had we come up with the notion that… — Unknown Author
Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken? — Gail Carriger
It needs only a good bottle of wine for a roast chicken to be transformed into a banquet. — Gerald Asher
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow. — Charles Krauthammer
Never quit. My book, Chicken Soup for the Soul, was turned down by 33 publishers. It's since sold millions of copies. — Jack Canfield
I said, 'Don, what's sustainable about feeding chicken to fish?' — Dan Barber
The chicken is a dinosaur. I mean, it really is. You can't argue with it, because we're the classifiers and we've classified it that way. — Jack Horner
I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's for fried chicken.… — Kanye West
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken — Colonel Sanders
I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad. — Jennifer Ellison
I remember that at the beginning of the month, the kind of menus my mom and father would prepare for us would have fish, chicken.… — Jose Andres
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. — Mike Rowe
I wasn't popular in the home office because I wasn't chicken. I'm just a risk taker. I have gut instincts. — Gary Gygax

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