Chicken Quotes

661 Chicken quotes by 531 unique authors

Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff. — Jack O'Neill
If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken. — Ina May Gaskin
Now there is something about [Tuukka] you probably don’t know and that is he loves chicken wings more than any person I’ve ever met in… — Brad Marchand
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the… — Jase Robertson
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken. — Albert Einstein
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken! — Lewis Black
Zig Ziglar may be the master motivator, Mark Victor Hansen and Jack Canfield of Chicken Soup for the Soul, the master story tellers; Anthony Robbins… — Doug Wead
Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal — Kyle Petty
Chicken exits are self-sabotage. They give you a false explanation for why you don't have something you want. — Ali Vincent
It used to be standard practice that the pre-match meal consisted of egg, steak and chicken. But I talked them into changing to complex carbohydrates.… — Craig Johnston
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Unknown Author
In my opinion, if most urban meat-eaters were to visit an industrial broiler house, to se how the birds are raised, and could see the… — Peter Cheeke
It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now… — Lyle Lovett
The chicken is the country's, but the city eats it. — George Herbert
The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it. — Thaksin Shinawatra
Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken. — Alexandra Guarnaschelli
I still go to a salon where a gal does my hair, and I don't know if it's because I'm a celebrity but by the… — Jenifer Lewis
Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business. — Chubby Checker
You talk about me, I am chicken to fight you. That's not true. I bring you dessert on November 12th. — Vitali Klitschko
The best way to execute French cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken. — Julia Child
You could also "request" to be locked into the seclusion room. Not many people made that request. You had to "request" to get out too.… — Susanna Kaysen
My dad gave $3 and a chicken for the first guitar I had. — Carl Perkins
We need to confront honestly the issue of scale... You may need a large corporation to run an airline or to manufacture cars, but you… — Wendell Berry
[Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything -… — Ellen DeGeneres
I've slowly gone back, later on in life, to fish and then chicken and then, last year, red meat. — Sarah Chalke

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