Chicken Quotes

661 Chicken quotes by 531 unique authors

I was once on a mission, on a cruise I was wishin, that my mom was in the kitchen, eatin chicken, finger lickin. — Unknown Author
I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take… — Mitch Hedberg
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that… — Mitch Hedberg
One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like… — Ann Coulter
I live with an 18-month-old Jack Russell named Chicken. He moved in about 15 months ago, and it was very hard at first because I… — Liev Schreiber
You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor, they would… — Unknown Author
I'm addicted to Jack's Wife Freda, a South African - Jewish-inspired restaurant founded by my brother Dean and his amazing wife, Maya. The vibe is… — Unknown Author
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky
I love long walks on the beach, big dicks and fried chicken. — Jujubee
What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to… — Billy Connolly
I eat more chicken any man ever seen, — Howlin' Wolf
The food we eat masks so much cruelty. The fact that we can sit down and eat a piece of chicken without thinking about the… — Angela Davis
There are jobs Americans arent doing. ... If youve got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what Im… — George W. Bush
My mother turned into a professional widow. She couldnt understand why I wanted to be an engineer; she thought I should be a chicken farmer. — David Antin
Neo-Hoodoo is the 8 basic dances of 19th century New Orleans' Place Congo- the Calinda the Bamboula the Chacta the Babouille the Conjaille the Juba… — Ishmael Reed
Roosters: The cry of the male chicken is the most barbaric yawp in all of nature. — Edward Abbey
It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family. — Thom Yorke
Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*. — Thom Yorke
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing — Thom Yorke
There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken. — Thom Yorke
If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately. — Thom Yorke
I love eating it - grilled chicken, pasta, rice, and other foods that give me long term energy. Every once in a while, my sweet… — Derrick Rose
My father died when I was young and I was raised by my grandmother, Emma Klonjlaleh Brown. We could afford to eat chicken just once… — George Weah
Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem-stitch napkin? — Pippa Middleton
He was kind of a fringe NFL guy. Some people think in the right situation he might have stuck for a bunch of years. The… — Unknown Author

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