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- The blonde student went to the library and checked out a book called How to Hump. She got back to her dorm and found out…
- If you haven't checked the time in your watch for like 4 or 5 hours, you're probably having a good time.
- Thank god! I just checked and I'm a very caring person in a parallel universe.
- Good news guys! I just checked with the bank and I have one fuck left. Any takers?
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- Last I looked - and I'm not a candidate - but last time I checked reading about the Constitution, the Electoral College… — Michael Bloomberg
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- The people who truly know me know what I'm like. There have been people who try to say things that aren't fair,… — Kobe Bryant
- The Government of the absolute majority instead of the Government of the people is but the Government of the strongest interests; and… — John C. Calhoun
- The type of leukemia that I am dealing with is treatable. So if I do what my doctors tell me to do… — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head checked. — Jarvis Cocker
- I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked. — Tori Amos
- Merely presenting a driver's license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification… — Bob Dole
- In response to how he checked the weather, "I just whip out my blue card with a hole in it and read… — Gordon Baxter
- To be governed is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-ridden, regulated, penned up, indoctrinated, preached at, checked, appraised, seized, censured,… — Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
- Last time I checked, lifting theory has a PR of zero. — Steve Shaw
- I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs so he wouldn't go anywhere while I checked the computer... I certainly wasn't… — Boy George