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Case Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant…
- It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not…
- Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don't know whether it's a…
- Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out…
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