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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license…
— Erma Bombeck
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I once bought an old car back after I sold it because I missed it so much and I had forgotten that…
— Connie Chung
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It's a huge challenge for us to get the (43) car back to Victory Lane, to get the car in the Chase,…
— Unknown Author
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Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys whose policies drove the economy into the ditch…
— Chris Van Hollen
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There are going to be little victories that we claim, even if it's finishing 15th and putting the car back in hauler…
— Kurt Busch
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When you drive a car, either you manage it and feel it with the grip of the car, or, like me, you…
— Jean Alesi
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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
— Earl Wilson
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We couldn't get the car back until well after the end of the race and we had very little time for repairs.
— John Surtees
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What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to…
— Rocko
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When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back? -Roman Pearce
— Fast Five
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