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• In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this…
• If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it…
• All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
• Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
• There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
• It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix…
• And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my…
• What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but…
• I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to…
• I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
• If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and…
• I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

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