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Bill Engvall has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome…
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There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being…
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit…
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I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy…
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."…
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible…
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it…
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf,…
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Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already…
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'…
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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I can be a little bit outrageous. I can be a lot of things. I'm a bit of an adrenaline junkie, so…
— Orlando Bloom
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I conquered a fear of heights and water by bungee jumping from a crane over a lake. And if thats not crazy…
— Shandi Finnessey
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I love to go bungee jumping, jump out of planes, ride motorbikes, do kickboxing. I love all that stuff
— Catherine Bell
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I know what my comfort zones are. But without a back-up, I will never step out of my comfort zone. I don't…
— Kajol
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Oh I've done bungee jumping. Skydiving, I have motorcycles that I ride. I'm a little bit of an adrenaline junkie in that…
— Zachary Levi
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I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand.
— Simon Cowell
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I don't like bungee jumping, but I do like skiing.
— Roger Moore
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Bungee Jumping is like suicide with strings attached!
— MJ McGuire
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Being courageous is like bungee jumping. You must have the faith and strength to push on even though fear you will die.
— Jeremy Limn
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Never go bungee jumping, a rubber breaking is the reason why I am in this world, and sure as hell not going…
— Uknown
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During college I traveled the world. I've worked with Fidel Castro and Nelson Mandela, I've met the Dalai Llama, I've been to…
— Aubrey O'Day
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I go bungee-jumping with Jason. Go camping. I go four- wheeling in my truck. I also like to fish, cook, do stuff…
— Luke Perry
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