Bowling Quotes

123 quotes by 96 authors

There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even throw your arm back. It's kind… — Jeff Bridges
I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I… — Kirstie Alley
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major… — George Carlin
What's society going to be like when the kids today are phenomenally good at text messaging and spend a huge amount of on-screen time, but… — Clifford Stoll
All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds… — Mike Royko
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will… — Dave Barry
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they? — Lee Trevino
A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain and reliable thing than bowling… — Unknown Author
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. — Dave Barry
And you call yourselves a bowling alley? — Woody Harrelson
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. — John Goodman
It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley. — Aubrey Plaza
Every bowling center should have a house pro. — Don Johnson
To be honest Im quite boring I love to go bowling and to the moviesWhen it comes to my wardrobe I think I dress like… — Selena Gomez
Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star. I neglected to mention that, maybe because I was trying to place them in this review's version of the… — Roger Ebert
It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling. — Amy Krouse Rosenthal
It's far more daunting than bowling to Ricky Ponting or facing Shane Warne — Andrew Flintoff
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center. — Homer
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha. — Jessica Simpson
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks… — Jessica Simpson

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