"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling.…" — John Goodman
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
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33 Quotes by John Goodman
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When I was young, we couldn't afford much. But, my library card was my key to the world.
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Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.
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Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.
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As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc. sequel.
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Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.
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I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.
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I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.
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More Bowling Quotes
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What's society going to be like when the kids today are phenomenally good at text messaging and spend a huge…
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A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter,…
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A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain…
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And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
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It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.
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Every bowling center should have a house pro.
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