Bowling Quotes
123 quotes by 106 authors
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It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
— Jessica Simpson
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I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.
— Lil' Kim
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The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding
— Ian Chappell
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Part of the art of bowling spin is to make the batsman think something special is happening when it isn't.
— Shane Warne
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Find a way to get back in to the game, find a way to build a partnership, find a way to get bowling partnerships, find…
— Shane Warne
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People never hurt others in moments of personal strength and bravery, when they are feeling good about themselves, when they are strong and confident. If…
— Tim Wise
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Down the mine I dreamed of cricket; I bowled imaginery balls in the dark; I sent the stumps spinning and heard them rattling in the…
— Harold Larwood
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I see no hope for a revival among God's people today. They are so enamored and so cluttered up with Hollywood and newspapers and magazines…
— Lester Roloff
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Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.
— Andrew Vachss
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I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
— Florence Henderson
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I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling." It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood.…
— Jack Handey
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Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.
— Warren Miller
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“I'll never bowl with him again. After he got a strike, he spiked the ball.”
— Lawrence Taylor
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“I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.”
— Don Johnson
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“If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars,' I'd wind up owing them money.”
— Ricki Lake
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“Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are…
— Jim Gaffigan
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There is a theorem that colloquially translates, You cannot comb the hair on a bowling ball. ... Clearly, none of these mathematicians had Afros, because…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but…
— Phyllis Diller
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I'm sure Putnam is right that there's been a decline in certain kinds of organizations like bowling leagues. But people participate in communities in other…
— Peter L. Berger
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Yes, there are dangerous batsmen like Rohit Sharma, Virat Kohli and Suresh Raina. Yes, the bowling is striking form just at the right time but…
— Sourav Ganguly
Who Wrote These Bowling Quotes
106 authors contributed a total of 123 Bowling Quotes, led by these top contributors: