Bowling Quotes

123 quotes by 105 authors

It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is. — Gabriel Iglesias
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias
It's Young Money baby, take your clothes off. Give me them three holes: bowling ball. — Lil Wayne
My drinking team has a bowling problem! — Keith Bucholtz
Some girls are like a bowling ball they always have a finger in them, Respect yourself. — Joel Taylor
I am pretty conventional, I was raised by a strict mother who said, 'Be sure to open doors and say please thank you and pull… — Chris Pine
Nail salons and bowling alleys play the best radio stations. — Gillian Jacobs
I pour up for Pimp C, light up for Soulja Slim, straight out the gutter with the rest of the bowling pins. — Lil Wayne
That boys about as sharp as a bowling ball. — Foghorn Leghorn
My niggas Gudda like bowling lanes. Like Pedro, they vote for me. — Unknown Author
When it's pouring rain and you're bowling along through the wet, there's satisfaction in knowing you're out there and the others aren't. — Peter Snell
I cant believe I've missed this sport. Its all about fingering holes and caressing balls. — KA Mitchell
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. — Don Carter
Amateurs move it right to left, and pros move it front to back. — Del Ballard
You want perfection, go to a bowling alley! — John Calipari
Listen Jerry, bowling is a man's sport. If God had wanted women to bowl, he would have put their breasts on their backs so we… — Married With Children
We're the home of America's pastime, America's Team, and now the largest participatory sport in America...bowling — Jay Burres
A perfect game is neat but a PBA title is tougher to win. — Stan Smith
The bowling alley is the poor man's country club. — Sanford Hansell
I used to only bowl in Sport leagues. Just by competing and seeing these types of patterns on a weekly basis, it helps. In my… — Derek Eoff

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