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Between Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you're doing anything with your life today.
- LOVE, That delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock {John Barrymore};
- MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone…
- MARRIAGE, A confrontation which always demands the greatest understanding of the subtle art of insincerity possible between two human beings;
- MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable;
- STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.
- Sometimes a lady wants to be woken up with a face between her legs...
- Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
- Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
- Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
- Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
- Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit.
- Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business.
- Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
- Between 3 and 80, Man is like North Korea: Ruled by nuts'
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Leo and she's a bitch.
- Arguing over breast size is futile... It's like choosing between different brands - Foster's, Godfather, Corona or Kingfisher! Men may state their preferences, but'll happily…
- There is a fine line between what you just tweeted and what you see in a big tits girl.
- If God Was A Woman.... Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches
- Its a little hard to choose one option, between sleeping and Internet..!
- The difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer is, if the cleaner loses your suit he pays you, but if the lawyer loses your…
- Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply by 5. Divide by 2. Close your eyes... Dark isn't it?
- There is a very thin line between gentleman and sarcastic asshole.
- Life is just the thing we do in between Poops.
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