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Believe Quotes by Woody Allen
- I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
- I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
- I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.
- Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
- I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
- I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
- I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
- Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalogue.
- To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer;…
- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
- I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.
- I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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