Being Cool Quotes

583 Being Cool quotes by 179 unique authors

They say you can never win from a woman in an arguement, I say you can never win from a woman in an arguement. — Nikhil Saluja
Nice try, cricket. But you're still cricket. — Nikhil Saluja
Do. Not. Fuck. With. Fat. Girl. — Nikhil Saluja
I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe me. — Nikhil Saluja
A woman can say more in a retweet, than a man can say in a tweet. — Nikhil Saluja
The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself. — Nikhil Saluja
I hate when women say that all men want from them is sex, coz that's bullshit. We want you for blowjobs too. — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, A man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness; — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage; — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, A man who has to grow old alone; — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, is much like a fire -- he goes out if unattended; — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, living proof that women can take a joke; — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life; — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, What is left of a lover, after the nerve has been removed; — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient. — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical) — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, GOOD, A man who feels in his pockets every time he passes a mailbox — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement; — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A species of worm which is afraid to turn; — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who is so timid, he is even afraid to talk back to other people's wives — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, PERFECT, is, in a man's second marriage, her first mate — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, SMART, One who thinks twice before saying nothing; — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes; — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce; — Nikhil Saluja
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife — Nikhil Saluja

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