Being Cool Quotes

583 Being Cool quotes by 179 unique authors

MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, A tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to pay the divorce… — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone… — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, The continuous process of getting used to things you never expected; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, Is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the rest of the book is prose; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, A confrontation which always demands the greatest understanding of the subtle art of insincerity possible between two human beings; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, Is not a word, but a sentence; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, A delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest. — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions asking: And do… — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a rite which a clergyman should perform at no charge -- don't they say that you shouldn't profit by other people's mistakes? — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to forget — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, SECOND, the triumph of hope over experience — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when either party is good at taking orders — Nikhil Saluja

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