Being Cool Quotes
583 Being Cool quotes by 179 unique authors
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BOTTLE FEEDING: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
— Nikhil Saluja
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DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside.
— Nikhil Saluja
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DROOLING: How teething babies wash their chins.
— Nikhil Saluja
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DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is!
— Nikhil Saluja
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These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I want to verb your nouns adjectively.
— Nikhil Saluja
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There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit.
— Nikhil Saluja
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A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob.
— Nikhil Saluja
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K-Y jelly is the safeword.
— Nikhil Saluja
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10 out of every 3 people suffer from multiple personality disorder.
— Nikhil Saluja
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When everything fails, masturbate.
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, The dawn of romance and the commencement of history;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, A word that should be pronounced as mirage;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, A very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one…
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, A process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay later;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, A ceremony favoured in England -- it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;
— Nikhil Saluja
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