Being Cool Quotes
- Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more! — Nikhil Saluja
- I used to hate people who wore Check shirts. Now I just hate everybody. — Nikhil Saluja
- I still think that working hard is lame. — Nikhil Saluja
- When I'm on my deathbed, the nicest thing anyone can say to me is, You were right about everything. — Nikhil Saluja
- FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him. — Nikhil Saluja
- GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. — Nikhil Saluja
- HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. — Nikhil Saluja
- IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid. — Nikhil Saluja
- INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. — Nikhil Saluja
- LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. — Nikhil Saluja
- PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own. — Nikhil Saluja
- PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja
- PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja
- SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours. — Nikhil Saluja
- STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja
- STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja
- TEMPER TANTRUMS: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children. — Nikhil Saluja
- TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. — Nikhil Saluja
- TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja
- VERBAL: Able to whine in words — Nikhil Saluja
- WEAKER SEX: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out. — Nikhil Saluja
- Aankho me aansu nahi, Umido ki kiran honi chahiye. Har khwab pura karne ki, Dil me chahat honi chahiye. Jindagi to aise jina mere dosto.… — Bhupendra
- A girl asks you what you need. The woman knows and gives you what you want. — Nikhil Saluja
- Girls try. Women succeed. — Nikhil Saluja
- A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma. — Nikhil Saluja