Being Cool Quotes

583 Being Cool quotes by 179 unique authors

MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out — Nikhil Saluja
WIFE, A woman who, in the same breath, can complain she has nothing to wear, and is bemoaning she needs more closet space; — Nikhil Saluja
WIFE, A spouse who always feels she doesn't dance enough; — Nikhil Saluja
WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bedroom; — Nikhil Saluja
WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever — Nikhil Saluja
WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes the best of… — Nikhil Saluja
WIFE, WISE, one who makes her husband feel as if he is head of the house when, in reality, he is only chairman of the… — Nikhil Saluja
WOMAN, LIBERATED, a female who has sex before marriage and a job after. — Nikhil Saluja
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties. — Nikhil Saluja
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them. — Nikhil Saluja
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing — Nikhil Saluja
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. — Nikhil Saluja
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. — Nikhil Saluja
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you. — Nikhil Saluja
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja
Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit. — Nikhil Saluja
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast. — Nikhil Saluja
Amazing how you can't get anything done when you do nothing. — Nikhil Saluja
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster — Nikhil Saluja
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. — Nikhil Saluja
My twitter timeline is way more impressive than my real life. — Nikhil Saluja
All a woman really wants is to know you care. And all of the sandles ever made. — Nikhil Saluja
If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate while I check… — Nikhil Saluja

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