Being Cool Quotes

583 Being Cool quotes by 179 unique authors

LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself; — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE, Is a fan club with only two members; — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE, The only virtue that can be divided endlessly and still not be diminished; — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE, The triumph of imagination over intelligence; — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE, The child of illusion and the parent of disillusion; — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name; — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE, Is like war -- simple to begin but the devil to stop; — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE is like the action similar to an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties. — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE, A situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the same direction life… — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace; — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE, The balm that heals the wounds that words make. — Nikhil Saluja
LOVE, That delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock {John Barrymore}; — Nikhil Saluja
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money in your own… — Nikhil Saluja
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! — Nikhil Saluja
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja
BOTTLE FEEDING: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. — Nikhil Saluja
DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside. — Nikhil Saluja
DROOLING: How teething babies wash their chins. — Nikhil Saluja
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. — Nikhil Saluja
I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is! — Nikhil Saluja
These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time. — Nikhil Saluja
I want to verb your nouns adjectively. — Nikhil Saluja
There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit. — Nikhil Saluja
A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob. — Nikhil Saluja
K-Y jelly is the safeword. — Nikhil Saluja

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