Being Cool Quotes

583 Being Cool quotes by 179 unique authors

If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry about every penis… — Nikhil Saluja
Million dollar idea: A smart phone that doesn't receive phone calls. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't waste your life living in a $100,000 apartment when you can live under a $15 million dollar bridge. — Nikhil Saluja
For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day! — Nikhil Saluja
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone....you answer… — Nikhil Saluja
Followers, because calling them The people who are witnessing your failure is too sad. — Nikhil Saluja
On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself. — Nikhil Saluja
My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means? I said, The… — Nikhil Saluja
Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do. — Nikhil Saluja
After cooking dinner tonight, I realized there is no straight way to wash a carrot. — Nikhil Saluja
Therapist: you should be in a mental institute Me: I'm already on Twitter — Nikhil Saluja
A woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm sick and tired of twitter. See you in 5 mins. — Nikhil Saluja
If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity. — Nikhil Saluja
If I know the person talks a lot I avoid using these words: 1) Really? 2) Please explain! 3) Hello. — Nikhil Saluja
Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer. — Nikhil Saluja
Twitter: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head. — Nikhil Saluja
How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done...... — Nikhil Saluja
My sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think I'm stupid. — Nikhil Saluja
Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale. — Nikhil Saluja

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