Being Cool Quotes
- Hello? Hello, uh ... do you sell ladders? Sorry, you have the rung number. — Nikhil Saluja
- Conversions -- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton — Nikhil Saluja
- Eunuch: What you do when the doorbell is out of order — Nikhil Saluja
- Jacket: What you do to a car with a flat tire — Nikhil Saluja
- Inspirational tweet of the day: I don't give a Fuck. — Nikhil Saluja
- Ever since I heard about Aladdin, I stop trusting carpets. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm not lazy, I'm a master of energy conservation. — Nikhil Saluja
- It's never too early not to drink. — Nikhil Saluja
- My friend of dreams don't believe me, that I am dreaming. — Nikhil Saluja
- Technology: Pee on the iPhone 5, it turns pink if you're pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja
- Sext: Can you please bring some toilet paper? — Nikhil Saluja
- Imagine what will happen if ice-creams licked you back. — Nikhil Saluja
- I just recieved a restraining order from my toilet. — Nikhil Saluja
- I always wonder if doctors could read their own tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo I could find! — Nikhil Saluja
- It's so important to wake up and immediately start starring shit. Stupid Twitter ruined my poo time! — Nikhil Saluja
- Favstar is nothing but parallel universe for twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
- You are the love of my twitter — Nikhil Saluja
- Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity. — Nikhil Saluja
- This bitch always make me confuse the fuck me eyes with the fuck you eyes... — Nikhil Saluja
- There are exceptions is new replyback when someone disagree with your tweet. — Nikhil Saluja
- Some smoke after sex. Some sleep after sex. Others just cuddle. I remove traces of my DNA. — Nikhil Saluja
- Your girlfriend has a brilliant rape alarm. Her face. — Nikhil Saluja
- Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja
- Almost all serial killers are men. That's because women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years. — Nikhil Saluja