Being Cool Quotes

583 Being Cool quotes by 179 unique authors

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. — Nikhil Saluja
Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ... — Nikhil Saluja
Axis: Instruments used to fell trees — Nikhil Saluja
Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit. — Nikhil Saluja
I like my beer as I like my beer. Beer. — Nikhil Saluja
I feel like today is going to be a good day but I am bringing my shotgun just in case. — Nikhil Saluja
BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER! — Nikhil Saluja
Topaz is my birth stone. Tomb is my death stone. — Nikhil Saluja
It's really so hard to talk with girls after you masturbate. — Nikhil Saluja
In my version of volleyball I use my legs and also don't play volleyball. — Nikhil Saluja
The hospital lab is recruiting. They're looking for new blood. — Nikhil Saluja
Honestly, I love it when I catch you staring. — Nikhil Saluja
Assumptions are those things we make when we are too lazy to check out the facts. — Nikhil Saluja
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are actually free. — Nikhil Saluja
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade; if it hands you tomatoes, make vegetable stew. — Nikhil Saluja
If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ` Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja
Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us sit down and shut… — Nikhil Saluja
Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers — Nikhil Saluja
I already kept my next Ex on my Hit list . — Nikhil Saluja
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's fat. — Nikhil Saluja
Pick-Up Line: That blouse looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. — Nikhil Saluja
Humility is a virtue until one becomes proud of it. — Nikhil Saluja
Weird is a side effect of awesomeness. — Unknown Author
Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find it's still just… — Nikhil Saluja

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