Being Cool Quotes

583 Being Cool quotes by 179 unique authors

Therapist: you should be in a mental institute Me: I'm already on Twitter — Nikhil Saluja
A woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm sick and tired of twitter. See you in 5 mins. — Nikhil Saluja
If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity. — Nikhil Saluja
If I know the person talks a lot I avoid using these words: 1) Really? 2) Please explain! 3) Hello. — Nikhil Saluja
Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer. — Nikhil Saluja
Twitter: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head. — Nikhil Saluja
How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done...... — Nikhil Saluja
My sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think I'm stupid. — Nikhil Saluja
Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale. — Nikhil Saluja
I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night. — Nikhil Saluja
He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful. — Nikhil Saluja
Never date a bridge designer. They have truss issues. — Nikhil Saluja
Bounty Hunter: A seeker of paper towels. — Nikhil Saluja
Hey that's not fair! - A dumb bitch realizing she got bad directions to the fair. — Nikhil Saluja
What the fuck is going up there - My stomach wondering while I'm chewing gum — Nikhil Saluja
After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never speak again. — Nikhil Saluja
Relationship Status: Apologizing everytime for saying something hilarious. — Nikhil Saluja
My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her. — Nikhil Saluja
I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and maintain an erection. — Nikhil Saluja
What's the WiFi password here? is the new Finally I decided to visit you — Nikhil Saluja
The blonde raced across the cookie package because the instructions said, Tear along dotted line. — Nikhil Saluja
Honey, please help me find a match for this sock. What for? Are you going to set it on fire? — Nikhil Saluja
Math: Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi — Nikhil Saluja
I used to be a knife-sharpener but I couldn't stand the daily grind. — Nikhil Saluja

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