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Beer Quotes by Ed O'Neill
- In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer.…
- Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
- I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be…
- When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd loved…
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- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
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