Ed O'Neill Quotes

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• I think I 'turn off' women. I've a kind of a weird personality. Women may think that I'm a mess.
• Back then I said to myself 'screw football.' Actually I just took part in this camp as there was nothing better for me to do.…
• I knew I was a good stage actor but I had no idea about movies. And I wasn't a Paul Newman type of guy. That's…
• I was very slender and small. All my friends were on the team, so I had to make it too. I was a very aggressive…
• Nothing burps better than bacon.
• In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer.…
• I took a plane from New York City to Los Angeles for an audition. I met all the people. After that, I was told to…
• That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the…
• When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. Hed come…
• I went to Ohio University studying arts and history, and playing football. But I was only interested in girls, my pals and sports. I only…
• I prefer to underplay scenes rather than, you know, be big and drive them. And sometimes you have to do that, but I like the…
• I always found that drama, really good drama, has a lot of comedy in it.
• I channel surf like probably most people.
• In terms of comedians, I loved, growing up, Jonathan Winters, Sid Caesar, Jackie Gleason, Phil Silvers, Carol Burnett, all those people.
• Security was another reason. You never know what can happen to you when you earn a lot of money.

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